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From The Smoking Gun, we learn of one Montana resident's particular--and quite graphic--aversion to serving on a jury. This desire to avoid his civic duties prompted him to whip up a signed affidavit explaining to the court just exactly what he would rather do with his time than sit in a jury box.



Says TSG:

Slye's caustic affidavit, which he prepared with help from his wife Jennifer, can be found below. The document, of course, did not sit well with court officials and led a judge to threaten to jail Slye. But after being summoned to court, Slye apologized for the affidavit and avoided being cited on a criminal failure to appear rap. And he also was excused from serving on a jury.

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