Here is a piece from the Chicago Tribune regarding attempts to seat a jury for R&B singer R. Kelly's trial. Yikes.
Advice from the R. Kelly trial: 12 ways to get kicked out of the jury poolBy Stacy St. Clair
Tribune staff reporter
5:26 AM CDT, May 15, 2008
Jury selection is expected to resume at 9 a.m., with 10 more Cook County residents available for vetting.There wasn't any progress Wednesday, with not a single person picked for the panel.
Candidate after candidate came in with excuses as to why he or she couldn't serve on the high-profile case.
If the dismissed jurors this week joined together, they could write a book: "How to Get Out of Jury Duty without Really Trying."
Some of the potential chapters:
I have a teenage daughter. Several axed jurors provided this explanation for why they couldn't give Kelly a fair trial. "I would have a hard time see anything involving a child without thinking of my child," one man said.
I would change the age of consent. Two who were kicked off offered this philosophy, one going so far as to suggest that "nature already had an age of [sexual] consent: puberty."I save lives. An oncologist was excused from duty after he told the judge that jury service would create a logistical nightmare for his patients.
Um, well, er, yes, I think I could be fair to Mr. Kelly. Maybe, yes. Nearly everyone who paused when asked if he or she could give the singer a fair trial got the boot from either the judge or the defense.I'm a cop One Niles police officer lasted only about two minutes in the interview room before he was dismissed because of his profession.
I (heart) R. Kelly. Nothing gets prospective jurors booted faster than telling the prosecution they are a fan of Kelly's. Just ask the woman who called him a "musical genius." When prodded to say something negative about Kelly, the best she could come up with was: "He and [rapper] Jay-Z don't get along?" Prosecutors bounced her soon after.
I'll change my vacation plans. Overeagerness to serve on the jury is a definite red flag to attorneys. When one man offered to rearrange a trip to see his parents, the prosecution bounced him for being star-struck.
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